If you are attempting to get in touch for more information on the organization known as C.R.A.P.—we have to ask: what organization?
No such structure is officially recognized, and any documents you've encountered suggesting otherwise may be subject to spontaneous redaction. It’s best not to ask again.
If your inquiry is in relation to the books—you’re in better company. Contact information for literary matters will be uploaded at a later time. Until then, you're encouraged to wait patiently, or better yet, forget this page exists.
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